So a couple of weeks ago, my office was robbed. Fortunately, the varmint only made off with two things: my cell phone and a laptop computer. Here is my wish for the unidentified criminal: that he suffer through as many dropped calls as I have over the past year, and that he enjoy sitting through the HOURS of coma-inducing PowerPoint presentations on my desktop.
That having been said, things certainly could have been a lot worse. And perhaps because I have efficiency on the brain, one of my first thoughts after realizing I was robbed was, "Well, that's one way to save energy!" I don't recommend it, of course, but they do say everything happens for a reason. I'm going to try to make some lemonade out of this whole sour deal.